Bruiser
“Yo quiero Taco Bell.” haha. Just kiddin guys! My mom says I am the joker of the crew. I am still a baby so my story is short and sweet, just like me. hahaha. There I go with joking around again.
Lets see, it all started when my siblings, my dog momma, and I were taken to a rescue that just happens to be my Grandpa’s rescue. Of course my mom had to come see the babies and it was love at first sight. I was a mean little booger and my dog mom stopped nursing me since I was too rough. So my mom came and picked me up from Grandpa’s when I was 5 weeks old.
Oh boy did I give her a hard time! My mom told me the first night that I already had her wrapped around my little paw!!!
I pretty much run the show these days. I love my Mastiff brother and sister, and like to use them as big pillows. For Christmas this year (2011) my mama thought it would be a good idea to get me a Beast as my main present. What’s a Beast you ask? Well…hmmm….a Beast is this fluffy little white squeaky toy that runs around all over the place stealing my food, toys, and attention. He has the loudest squeal I have ever heard and did I mention he bites me all the time. Sounds fun right? NOT! Thanks mom! 
Nah, he is not that bad. At first I was really protective over him and didn’t want to share my shiney new toy, but now I kinda let him do whatever he wants. I have calmed down a lot since he has been around and am trying to teach him the ropes. You know, like the proper way to beg, how to steal food from the big dogs bowls while they are eating, and best of all how to burrow under the covers. He is slow learner but I am sure he will catch on one day! Hopefully!!! Anyway, its almost my nap time (yes again) so I gotta go! Y’all take it easy and come by and see me when ever you want. Just be sure to bring treats…that’s the only way to my heart! 
